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Got any funny jokes? or even a funny link?. Well.. post them in here & we'll all have a laugh

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  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: If easily offended this may not be for you

    If easily offended this may not be for you Mild Language ,And Slightly Racist Jokes will be Found in this Area If Any body is Offended Or annoyed...

    Started by plasterer‎, 16-03-2008 10:44
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  1. Santa

    1. He wears red & white 2. Good at breaking into houses 3. He has loads of electrical goods no one can trace 4. He drives an unlicensed...

    Started by nowuckinfurries‎, 22-12-2016 14:31
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  2. wifi

    only took 3 hours to get the internet back ffs..........fucking neighbours changing there password..........................Twats.!!!!!

    Started by screw30‎, 22-11-2014 23:00
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  3. hover wife

    Scientists have found that many women develop "Hoover Disease". After years of marriage they begin to make a continuous whining noise but don't...

    Started by screw30‎, 06-06-2013 21:41
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  4. Dwarf

    Saw a dwarf carrying a TV back to his car earlier. "Jesus," I said, "can you manage that plasma telly ok on your own mate?" "Ha ha ha, you...

    Started by rangerton‎, 22-05-2013 14:59
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  5. Wink my wife s knickers

    Some bastard has pinched a pair of my wifes knickers off the washing line. she's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 22 pegs...

    Started by screw30‎, 10-04-2013 19:17
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  6. maggie thatcher

    she already arguing with jimmy saville who fucked the most miners

    Started by toneefc‎, 08-04-2013 19:06
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  7. Wink Neville Neville

    Neville Neville,father of Gary and Phil Neville Has been charged with sexual assault. If found Guilty he runs the risk of getting himself a bad...

    Started by plasterer‎, 27-03-2013 15:39
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  8. gamble

    Took a massive gamble at the Cheltenham festival today. I went to the burger van :-/

    Started by screw30‎, 13-03-2013 19:18
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  9. Oscar Pistorius

    Following an incident at Oscar Pistorius' home police are looking for a sawn off man with a shotgun!!

    Started by rangerton‎, 23-02-2013 10:09
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  10. Jaimie Carragher

    Jaimie Carragher is retiring at the end of the season. That means he will miss out on a premier league medal now because next year is their year!!

    Started by rangerton‎, 16-02-2013 21:42
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  11. Working in Tesco

    I was working in Tesco, re-arranging boxes of soap powder in aisle seven, when in came the blonde girl I'd scored with last night. She said "Oi!...

    Started by rangerton‎, 16-02-2013 21:40
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  12. Porn film

    I sat down to watch a porn film last night, but it was just a picture of this fat bloke wanking. Then I realised I hadn't turned the fucking...

    Started by rangerton‎, 03-02-2013 18:27
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  13. internet porn

    I can't believe our 4 year old son is already looking at porn online! I said to my wife when she checked the internet history :-/

    Started by screw30‎, 02-02-2013 21:17
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  14. Athiest and little girl.

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a...

    Started by Fekker‎, 02-02-2013 13:01
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  15. Little Ralphy

    LITTLE RALPHY ON MATHS A teacher asks her class, 'If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be...

    Started by Fekker‎, 02-02-2013 12:54
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  16. True it is..

    We've all been there.. :p

    Started by wooster1‎, 02-02-2013 09:00
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  17. 70 yr old saiilor

    old sailor wakes up on his 70th birthday and says to himself ill put me old uniform on and go for a pint down the navy dockyard, he walks in a pub...

    Started by toneefc‎, 23-01-2013 21:56
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  18. shopping with the wife

    it seems my wife is never happy, this morning i agreed to her dragging me around the shops for 2 hours, then out of the blue she said, now get out...

    Started by toneefc‎, 21-01-2013 22:51
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  19. gordon strachan

    new scotland manager gordon strachan says hes already preparing for the 2014 world cup, he bought himself a new telly

    Started by toneefc‎, 21-01-2013 22:45
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  20. Jimmy Carr

    just watched this Pissed i thought how QUICK can you be.;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzLlLM7Rgm8

    Started by Jev1977‎, 20-01-2013 21:26
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  21. horsemeat

    i was in tesco cafe ordering my food and the waitress asked if i wanted anything on my burger, i said yes £5 each way

    Started by toneefc‎, 17-01-2013 18:24
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  22. geronimo

    geronimo ambushes a cowboy and buries him upto his head in sand, he walks over and says to the cowboy were taking youre horse and supplies, you got 1...

    Started by toneefc‎, 15-01-2013 21:49
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  23. Liverpool FC

    Liverpool have recalled 35million pound striker Andy Carroll, from his loan spell at West Ham. A club spokesperson said "Our Christmas nativity...

    Started by rangerton‎, 15-12-2012 19:47
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  24. benitez

    Rafa Benitez got stopped doing 130miles an hour, hes just got his first three points !

    Started by spikee‎, 03-12-2012 15:57
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  25. Prediction

    it is predicted by the year 2025 you will be no more than six feet away from a chelsea manaager ?

    Started by spikee‎, 24-11-2012 14:22
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  26. have a look

    go and have a look a the size of the shit ive done in the bathroom, i said to the mrs. no thanks she said, go on just one look i said, you wont...

    Started by toneefc‎, 13-11-2012 20:51
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  27. zoo joke

    a zookeeper says to paddy, the gorila is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it, would you consider shagging it for £500 ? paddy replies i...

    Started by toneefc‎, 11-11-2012 18:22
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  28. decorations

    just got the decorations out the loft and came across a present i forgot to give the kids last year, which is a shame cos they would have loved that...

    Started by screw30‎, 11-11-2012 11:03
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  29. Few jokes

    Few jokes thanks to Hoagy This real good girl looked at my beer belly and sarcastically said, "Is that Guinness or Pilsner?" I said, " There's a...

    Started by plasterer‎, 04-11-2012 19:43
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  30. freddie star

    apparently freddie star never ate a hamster! it was a 14 year old beaver

    Started by toneefc‎, 04-11-2012 20:37
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